These have nothing to do with Neocats, but are doing the rounds at the moment – just Google for “unsympathetic Genitals” and you might find more. At least some of them have been extracted from Must Try Harder! The Very Worst Howlers By Schoolchildren, by Norman McGreevy, published by Constable.

It is alleged that the following statements were written by children; they have not been retouched or corrected and spelling has been left uncorrected.

A burglar tale

This is not exactly a Neocat joke, but the Mouse felt that it had to be shared nevertheless.

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his torch around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, ‘Jesus is watching you.’

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his torch off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a holiday after the next big score, then clicked the light on and … Continue reading